Yesterday on the way home from work I was at a red light behind a car bearing a sticker that read "I Fucked Your Girlfriend."
It was located directly above a sticker featuring a girl on all fours, colored in with a confederate flag design, and the words "Southern Style."
Seriously.
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I was reading a fashion magazine today, and was struck by how everything, and I mean everything comes back in style eventually. Thus, it's list time.
things I will never wear, no matter how "in-style" they are:
ankle boots
sweatpants (can you imagine a time when sweat pants are in style?)
tapered jeans
fur
a cape (no shit. there's a page on how to wear "knit capelets" in the new issue of lucky mag. I couldn't even make this shit up.)
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Taken from today's Boston Globe:
What helped him in the lowest of times, El Bencho said, was his friendship with Gabe Kapler, who sits next to him in the Sox clubhouse. They each have autographed color photos of the other hanging in their lockers.
El Bencho may be a total jackass, and he may not have any idea how to keep his mouth shut, but it's things like this that make this team so damn loveable.
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On Wednesday I'm going to see a screening of Finding Neverland. A story about the creation of Peter Pan and Johnny Depp with a British accent? Yes, please.
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Kapler, Youkilis...at this point, I think there are as many Jews on the Sox are there are here in Texas. Mazel Tov.
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Sox game on in 15 minutes. Something tells me I'll be taking a long lunch break today.
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