I'm about to go America all over somebody's ass.

Monday, November 15, 2004

49-21.


Yes, that's exactly the kind of destruction I was hoping for tonight. Thank you, football gods.

It's 1am, my alarm goes off in 5 hours, and I'm exhausted. The shitty Coors Light and adrenaline drop hit me at once, and I have got to get my ass into bed. So I'll let the numbers do the talking, while I can still get 5 hours of sleep.

*The Eagles scored 28 points on the home team in the 2nd quarter, a new franchise record for the Cowboys.

*Eagles offense was 3-3 in the red zone.

*485 total yards for the Birds.

*McNabb was 15-of-28 for 345 yards, with four TD passes and no interceptions.

*Terrell Owens caught six passes for 134 yards and 3 touchdowns.

*49 points is the most Dallas has ever given up at Texas Stadium. (I nearly fell out of my chair with excitement after typing that.)

Without a doubt, the highlight of the night, aside from posing for pictures in the parking in exchange for free beer, was watching McNabb evade the entire defensive line, run sideline to sideline, and connect with Freddie Mitchell for a 60-yard completion on third down. I have got to find a replay of that. Hey, I'll bet ESPNEWS is showing highlights...

Make that 4 hours of sleep....

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