Due to a recent death in the family, a massive event at work, and neverending home renovations in preparation of a move, I lack the energy for blogging. Thus, I leave you with a few burning questions:

1. Is there any doubt that MLB.TV will give us the YES feed for Opening Day at Fenway? Does Vegas have a line on this? I've got college loans to pay back.

2. Allen Iverson was the MVP of the All Star game (yet again) and made several comments about how nice it was to play on a team with quality players. Will the Sixers' front office finally get a clue and bring someone in to help AI out?

3. Do people finally realize how foolish they are for calling Iverson a ball hog?

4. Which will David Wells do first as a member of the Red Sox - post a win against the Yankees or eat Matt Clement?

5. Why is the new Decemberists album so damn good?

6. Is there a worse month for sports than February or March?

7. Will hearing the word "choke" from the mouth of a Yankee fan ever get old? It's nice when they use it in reference to last October, but sometimes I enjoy hearing it in any context. Next time you're eating with a Yankee fan, pretend to get a piece of food stuck in your throat. Sure, he'll be pissed after you collapse in a fit of laughter upon hearing him shout, "I think (s)he's choking!" but he'll eventually forgive you.

8. How did anyone manage to live before the invention of iPods, Target, or Ebay?

9. Is it possible to look any more like Ashton Kutcher than Kyle Korver?

10. How is the movie Sideways so overrated?

11. How can I trick this man into marrying me?

12. Is there a worse sports writer than Skip Bayless?

13. What is a better combination than peanut butter and chocolate?

14. Is it April yet?