Things that may happen before Kevin Millar hits a homerun:
-George Steinbrenner orders Brian Cashman to affix wheels to the famous Yankee Stadium Babe Ruth plaque, which then replaces the slightly less mobile Bernie Williams in the field.
-Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb co-release a line of NFL Friendship bracelets.
-Javon Walker and Brett Favre buy the first set.
-The Gary Bettman Fanclub is formed.
-Boston Dirt Dogs posts something important.
-This recent quote from Brian Cashman regarding the Tankees'* subpar record will stop making me giddy:
"It's not a good time to be with the Yankees right now."
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*True story. I was attempting to type Yankees, but thanks to cold hands and the 'F' I received in my 6th grade typing class, it came out more like Tankees.
How glorious.
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