These Are The Kinds of Posts People Make When They Don't Have Time For Real Posts
1. Drop everything and download and watch the entire video of Allen Iverson on Stephen A. Smith's Quite Frankly. Simply put, it's the greatest video in the history of videos. I want to buy that video dinner, take it home, turn on the hot tub, and seduce the fuck out of it. Greatest! Interview! Ever!
2. WHAT DO THE BOSTON RED SOX HAVE AGAINST THE PLAYOFFS? WHY ARE THEY TRYING SO HARD TO AVOID THEM? IF I USE ALL CAPITALS IN A VENOMOUS RANT, WILL THEY STOP ACTING LIKE THE FUCKING KANSAS CITY ROYALS? FUCK.
3. The new Wolf Parade album, Apologies to the Queen Mary, and the new Rogue Wave album, Descended Like Vultures, are quite good. You'll want to run out immediately and pick up both of them.
4. The season premiere of Arrested Development was on the other night, and amazingly enough, the writing has gotten even better. Inside jokes and snarky one liners galore! "That's not a Volvo..."
5. This makes me happy:
6. Chicks Talk Football is back. And better than ever. Linkage is coming soon. In the meantime, you can email all of your wildest fantasies to chickstalkfootball AT gmail DOT com.
7. Go buy some baseball/football cards. Chris and I opened a couple boxes worth last night and it was like being 13 all over again. Minus the braces, bad hair, and overwhelming insecurity, of course.
8. I think it's time athletes took a class on the appropriate usage of the phrase "must-win game." For example, no LaRoi Glover, the Cowboys' week three game against San Francisco is NOT a must-win game.
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