"Most of the time people are really friendly. People say nice things," Deanna Favre said of Green Bay. "It could be worse. We could be in Philly or somewhere."

Shh...what's that? Oh, wait, I think...yep - your husband just threw another interception.
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"This is a crazy group of guys," Kevin Millar said. "Backs against the wall? Our backs are scraping the wall and we're almost on fire. But it is what it is now. We're either going to win three in a row or we're going to watch the World Series at home. It's as simple as that."

You know what else it is as simple as? Nine homeruns and 29 extra base hits in 449 at-bats. You suck, dude.
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"I just think there's a code of honor when so much is on the line," said the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez of Buck Showalter's decision to pull Young, Blalock, and Teixeira from the final game of the season against the Angels. "You hope people do the right thing, but you can't control what people do. It is what it is."

Seriously? Are you high? You guys lost 10-1 that day after deciding to start Jaret Wright instead of Mike Mussina. Oh yeah, and you went 0-for-3. When it comes to slapping like a girl, empty numbers, and being an overall douchebag, you have an unquestionable level of expertise. But when dealing with such things as "codes of honor" and, you know, clutch hitting, you'll probably want to step off the soapbox and leave it to someone a bit more qualified.
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"Hockey is back. So is flu season. I see no need to celebrate either. Flyers fans ought to be ashamed of themselves. There's nothing that shouts "Bush League" more than an entire crowd dressed in team colors. Where were your pom-poms? You looked like team mothers blindly cheering on your little darlings at a Saturday morning soccer match." - Frank Fitzpatrick of the Philadelphia Inquirer

What, exactly, did hockey do to you? Why the hostility toward a sport you clearly don't watch. I think someone needs to get laid.