Jump on the bandwagon. You know you want to.


1. Chronic - what - cles of Narnia - I know, you're sick of hearing about it. But it's the first funny thing SNL has done in over 10 years, so get over it. Plus, it proves my longstanding theory that Jews are goddamn funny.

2. Brokeback Mountain - I heard ten minutes of the morning show of a local conservative talk radio station the other day. According to the host and a very rational caller, Hollywood is using Brokeback Mountain (and the kid-friendly casting of a former Dawson's Creek star and a former Princess Diaries star) as a vehicle to turn the youth of America into giant, flaming homosexuals. Me? I just thought it was a bittersweet love story set against astoundingly beautiful scenery. Nothing more. Well, unless you count the magnificent soft-core porn sex scenes between two very attractive men. Those were nice, too.

3. My Name is Earl - If "Hey, Crab Man" means nothing to you, you're really missing out.

4. Syriana - You may not have any idea what's happening, but you'll love it. Promise.

5. Arrested Development - The last episode? The 30-minute bashing of FOX, so brilliantly executed by the best cast in sitcom history? A! ma! zing!

6. Chuck Norris Humor - First, there was Conan's WTR lever. Now, there's Chuck Norris Facts. Let's face it - the man is an icon.

7. Blogs - If I didn't have one, how else would I have found out that yesterday afternoon, someone in Virginia did a Google search for "Cesar Crespo ebay?"

8. Silk Chai and gingerbread biscotti - Fine, there's no bandwagon for this...but there should be.

9. myspace.com - It's the most colossal timewaste of all time. And I mean that in a good way.

10. Scrubs - Back and better than ever. Last night's episodes included a brilliant guest spot by Cheryl Hines, including what had to be one of the top 5 Scrubs moments of all time. Missed it? Well, you probably could have seen it if you had...

11. TIVO - You need it. End of story.